JON "DICTATOR" JIMMINK - MANAGING DICTATOR AND CO FOUNDER
Known as our Fearless Leader (Dictator) - JJ has been in business since the moment he entered this world, so he has been annoying people his whole life! A former Formula 1 Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist in Judo (beating a soft toy). In all honesty, not a bad bloke, likes a party and good time, if you ever have to meet him (try not to) you will like him. Don't ask the staff for a review, HR will be busy.
Buys a box of Woodstock for his staff every week. (Very generous pal)
MATT - MARKETING MANAGER AND CO FOUNDER
Known as the King - A handsome devil that has ladies hanging off him every weekend when he is spending his hard earnt millions walking the red carpet at local events. A truly remarkable human being and one of the best people this earth has ever produced. Has been instrumental in the formation and success of the Two Lads Furniture Removals brand. In charge of all marketing and digital areas of our business. One of the original two lads and you can obviously tell he wrote this himself.
Drinks Sauvignon Blanc. Far too classy for a Woodstock.
STACEY - OFFICE MANAGER
Known as Webbinator - This is a cross between her surname and the Terminator! Because everybody she comes across - she tries to destroy! Attempts to keep the office going and moving staff in line, but fails miserably most of the time. As a staff member - a huge liability, but somehow has kept her job for 10 years - Outrageous! She will reply to your enquiries, so feel free to abuse her like we do everyday. In all honesty, we would struggle without her. (As much as hate to say it)
Too many Woodstocks Webbinator!
SHANE - SENIOR MOVER
Shane Best. What do you say about this man. Has put up with the Dictator and Webbinator for over 6 years and still managed to provide top notch moving services every single day he clocks in. A man that likes the simple things in life and pride in getting a job done on time and with no damage. Been in the industry for years that he knows the drill. Leads our team of movers and we love having Shane part of the Two Lads dream.
You deserve that Woodstock mate!
PRESTONI RAYMONDO - UTILITY MAN
Preston has been living the dream with Two Lads for over 3 years now and is our utility man. A true weapon of mass destruction that can do almost anything! Works across other parts of our business and will be driving the truck that some point as well. He is true gentleman with Italian Heritage that means he will charm you like have never seen. Don't trust this man! Joking. Very trustworthy and a great lad!
Have a Woodstock mate with your Italian Cheese!
STEVE - MOVING LAD
Steve Stifler - our very own moving lad who has been with us for 3 years now. Like an old friend - trusted with good advice when you need it. We love having Steve part of the team and look forward to having him part of the dream for many years ahead. Moving can be a tough game, but he turns up every time with an exceptional attitude and vigour.
Have a Woodstock mate! (If the Dictator will let you)
ROYCE - MOVING LAD
Royce. Enough said, just a nice lad. Kanes brother and a much cooler human than Kane.
Enjoy that Woodstock mate!
KANE - MOVING LAD
How Kane still contracts to Two Lads is an absolute disgrace. Regularly abuses office staff, comes in late, and thinks he is the next Crypto King! Claims to have over 4 billion in Bitcoin to his name, but cannot afford a sandwich. When you meet Kane, he will talk your head off with some weird story of him doing something crazy when he was travelling through Vietnam - trust me, it could be true! In all honesty, a great lad, experienced mover, and will definitely accept a gift of a Woodstock after the expertly moves your precious belongings.
DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN A WOODSTOCK
Known as our Fearless Leader (Dictator) - JJ has been in business since the moment he entered this world, so he has been annoying people his whole life! A former Formula 1 Champion and Olympic Gold Medalist in Judo (beating a soft toy). In all honesty, not a bad bloke, likes a party and good time, if you ever have to meet him (try not to) you will like him. Don't ask the staff for a review, HR will be busy.
Buys a box of Woodstock for his staff every week. (Very generous pal)
MATT - MARKETING MANAGER AND CO FOUNDER
Known as the King - A handsome devil that has ladies hanging off him every weekend when he is spending his hard earnt millions walking the red carpet at local events. A truly remarkable human being and one of the best people this earth has ever produced. Has been instrumental in the formation and success of the Two Lads Furniture Removals brand. In charge of all marketing and digital areas of our business. One of the original two lads and you can obviously tell he wrote this himself.
Drinks Sauvignon Blanc. Far too classy for a Woodstock.
STACEY - OFFICE MANAGER
Known as Webbinator - This is a cross between her surname and the Terminator! Because everybody she comes across - she tries to destroy! Attempts to keep the office going and moving staff in line, but fails miserably most of the time. As a staff member - a huge liability, but somehow has kept her job for 10 years - Outrageous! She will reply to your enquiries, so feel free to abuse her like we do everyday. In all honesty, we would struggle without her. (As much as hate to say it)
Too many Woodstocks Webbinator!
SHANE - SENIOR MOVER
Shane Best. What do you say about this man. Has put up with the Dictator and Webbinator for over 6 years and still managed to provide top notch moving services every single day he clocks in. A man that likes the simple things in life and pride in getting a job done on time and with no damage. Been in the industry for years that he knows the drill. Leads our team of movers and we love having Shane part of the Two Lads dream.
You deserve that Woodstock mate!
PRESTONI RAYMONDO - UTILITY MAN
Preston has been living the dream with Two Lads for over 3 years now and is our utility man. A true weapon of mass destruction that can do almost anything! Works across other parts of our business and will be driving the truck that some point as well. He is true gentleman with Italian Heritage that means he will charm you like have never seen. Don't trust this man! Joking. Very trustworthy and a great lad!
Have a Woodstock mate with your Italian Cheese!
STEVE - MOVING LAD
Steve Stifler - our very own moving lad who has been with us for 3 years now. Like an old friend - trusted with good advice when you need it. We love having Steve part of the team and look forward to having him part of the dream for many years ahead. Moving can be a tough game, but he turns up every time with an exceptional attitude and vigour.
Have a Woodstock mate! (If the Dictator will let you)
ROYCE - MOVING LAD
Royce. Enough said, just a nice lad. Kanes brother and a much cooler human than Kane.
Enjoy that Woodstock mate!
KANE - MOVING LAD
How Kane still contracts to Two Lads is an absolute disgrace. Regularly abuses office staff, comes in late, and thinks he is the next Crypto King! Claims to have over 4 billion in Bitcoin to his name, but cannot afford a sandwich. When you meet Kane, he will talk your head off with some weird story of him doing something crazy when he was travelling through Vietnam - trust me, it could be true! In all honesty, a great lad, experienced mover, and will definitely accept a gift of a Woodstock after the expertly moves your precious belongings.
DO NOT GIVE THIS MAN A WOODSTOCK